Brittany (21): "Travis, what are you doing?" Travis (6 and flying a pillow around) "Awesome stuff." Earlier...... ...

Looking at pictures of the kids when they were young.... Bailey (7): Oh look! This is me back when I was just a little shenanigan!

Tristan (11): I want to speak like Switzerland people. Swiss? Switzernese?" Me: "You mean "Swedish"? Tristan: "...

Brennan, 3: (Randomly)  "Mom,  Elmo doesn't shoot people." "I'm going to spell your name (writing on paper): A, 4, ...

We're sitting at the table eating.... Tristan: "My potato is too hot." Travis: "If my potato was so hot it was flam...

Travis (5): "Mom, for my next birthday or Christmas I want the other Slugterra blaster with the other bullets, but maybe you can...

Travis was talking to me about a bunch of random things, as five year olds do. Travis: I think this shirt is made of wool. Me: I don...