Monday Musings: Swiss Edition

Tristan (11): I want to speak like Switzerland people. Swiss? Switzernese?"

Me: "You mean "Swedish"?

Tristan: "Yeah! That!"

Monday Musings

Brennan, 3: (Randomly)  "Mom,  Elmo doesn't shoot people."

"I'm going to spell your name (writing on paper): A, 4, Mom, Z, 10."