Along with McMama, I rememebered a few things that I have NOT done lately.
I did not take my four year old to Target barefoot because his brother threw out his tennis shoes when the strap broke and we could not find his other clog.
It was also not pouring down rain.
And I didn't also take his two year old brother because I like to make things easy on myself.
I did not mail the vehicle tax check to the student loan company. I am far, far too on-top-of-things to make such a mistake. And, they totally didn't cash it anyway, because I think that would be somewhat illegal.
I did not make brownies in my beloved faux George Foreman grill, because we all know that brownies would be entirely too dense to retrieve.
Update: I have also totally not lost my mind, since this is the waffle maker, NOT the George Foreman. Duh!
And my children
most certainly did not
proceed to eat them anyway.