Conversations with an almost three year old.........
Thomas: Can we watch Batman? It has a girl in it.
Me: I don't think so.
Thomas: Can we watch Iron Man? It has a girl in it.
Me: Sure. (This will continue on until I say yes, because having a girl in it is supposed to convince me to say yes.)
Thomas: What is that?
Me: The Alamo.
Thomas: Are there tigers in there?
Thomas: Who are they?
Me: Those are Texas Rangers.
Thomas: Are tigers going to get them?
Thomas: Look, Mom! That's Santa!
Me: Yes, it sure is. What does Santa do?
Thomas: He eats cookies and shoots bad guys.